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Anubis
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Date: November 21, 2011 11:26AM
One of those "coincidences" that just seems to be my life.
We live in Middle America so this is not a norm. We recently bought a house 6 months ago from a yes LDS family. The family had all sorts of golden idols (Captain Moroni and his golden trumpet of power) as we were looking but this didn't bother us much we still bought the house.
After buying I said to my wife that the mishies will probably show up at the door and say something like "Does so and so live here?" Knowing full well that they are still in the same ward but using it as a tracking opportunity.
Well imagine this the TBM sister and in law husband plus his oldest boy and new TBM wife are up visiting from Utah it's late around 9pm and we are talking, laughing and enjoying a movie. Tap Tap Tap three times at the door I almost answered what is wanted but refrained due to our guest TBM family in the house. Low and behold it was the missionaries asking verbatim "Does so and so live here? We were just checking up on them....? I wanted to show my new companion their house."
I answered no they moved and here's the address. Before I could close the door Elder Super tall decides to ask well you have Utah plates so do you know much about Mormons. I reply "why yes we used to be Mormon about 6 years ago but now we are exmormons all because of church history if you would like to know more?"
Elder Super Tall says "No thanks but if there is anything you would like for us to do we are always around" I said in the same way, "No thanks we have our own friends and church so you don't have to worry about us." Elder Super tall says, "Well we would be more than happy to paint the house or change light bulbs." I replied, "Thanks but I am not a service project."
First off 9pm is way too late and dark. My wife was on the tread mill so she was mad I didn’t come get her to have fun with them. Then once I got back to the movie all the family was silent like they sent them. It was so surreal. I should call the MP and tell him that it was way too late to be sending people out but that would just put me on the radar for more contact AND the people we bought the house from are very high office public figures so I can’t imagine that the missionaries just didn’t know they moved.
Pisses me off,
Anubis