Posted by:
The exmo formerly known as Br. Vreeland
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Date: November 16, 2010 10:36PM
Every family has at least one of these people. My grandfather is a Grade A smart ass. He also likes to suck back more than his share of wine. This was ignored by my family as he lived out of state and only came to visit us in Utah once or twice.
On one occasion he was a little tipsy and telling his slightly off color jokes while laughing like a jackass. I must have been about eight years old and told him he had a funny laugh. He kept right on laughing and said "Not as funny as you look! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I started to giggle at that but my stepmother gave me the look. She slowly shook her head and told me "That's what alcohol does to people. Don't ever drink or you'll end up like him." I can't help but think there's worse things to become than a goofy old man who enjoys teasing his grandchildren.