Posted by:
anatbrat
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Date: December 29, 2011 11:35AM
Okay, so...sometimes when I'm really, really angry about how duped I was, I remember some of the little tricks I played on people there...I'll tell you my favorite, but only if I get to hear from the rest of you.
Once, the ward I was in had a chili cook-off. This was before I left, but I had already become quite de-converted. I hadn't gone so far as to actually drink coffee or anything (gasp!), but I had begun to get pretty subversive.
So when I made my chili, instead of using water to thin the mixture like the recipe called for, I used Budweiser. Yeah. The beer kind.
The men totally LOVED my chili and raved, wondering what I had done to make it taste so magically delicious.
I won first prize in that contest, and was graciously awarded a handful of kitchen towels and other house-wifely incidentals. I smiled sweetly when I accepted them, and have internally gloated ever since.