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Posted by: Regulargal ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 01:05PM
FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

Wow, I sure hope I have my grammar and spelling correct this time around. Such pressure! :)

Well here's today's food for thought. I am actually EXTREMELY excited for tomorrow's post. Just think, it's the Sabbath AND New Year's Day! Should be full of spiritual musings! I'm giddy with anticipation!



"When your body needs food you feed it. Your body desires food daily. Well, your spirit desires spiritual nourishment daily also... Feed yourself spiritually by daily partaking of the Scriptures. :) A healthy body, a healthy spirit, a happy life."

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Posted by: another guy ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 01:10PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

How about this for a reply:

"And when your body needs sex, you feed it. Daily."

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 01:11PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

and when your body needs heroin, feed that too.

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Posted by: Anony ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 01:31PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

Awww yes, the ol' swapping out the word 'eat' with 'partake' to make it sound more spiritual trick

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 01:32PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

and when you're jonesing you feed it too!

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Posted by: sandie ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 02:23PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

I was feeling spiritually under nourished. I'm glad we have our FB Buffoon update.

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven "Nevermo" ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 02:57PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

How sad that this sack of arrogence will find a stupid woman to wash his socks. They can both worship number one.

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Posted by: Lost Mystic ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 07:17PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

Lol. He must think people's spirits use bullshit and force feeding as nutrition!

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 07:18PM
I hope the sweet spirit he marries...

...makes him buy a 5000 square foot house.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: December 31, 2011 07:30PM
Re: FACEBOOK BUFFOON! - Saturday edition

Just like you can feed your physical hunger with junk food, you can feed your spiritual hunger with junk religion.

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