"High Fives" (insert Borat voice) to all of my fellow Enochs out there! LOL

I rarely get angry about my MoMon past, but I've got to say, I'm a little pissed-off about being eternally stuck with Elisha, a boring old OT prophet. Elijah at least called the she-bear down on a bunch of kids after they ridiculed his bald pate. Now I keep hearing about cool Joe Smitty penned names like Helamon and now, Enoch. Was I not valiant enough? Did those childhood afternoons on the lawn covered in Wesson tanning oil (that, my friends, was Wessonality) make me less than white and delightsome in the eyes of the Lord?

In the name of parity, I think the church should take a cue from George Foreman and simply name all the temple sheep Joseph.

I'm always a bit dissapointed when we do those temple name shout outs because we seem to be under represented.

Go Team Enoch!

Yup, I'm an Enoch.

And I'll tell you my TBM ex-wife's name, too, which would really tick her off, if she knew I had blabbed it:

MARY

For all you code breakers out there, my temple name will put you to sleep. Yawn, yawn!!

I thought it said eunuch.