Posted by:
pharrell
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Date: January 16, 2012 10:33AM
I think im gonna do it some day. It might go something like this...
Im so thankful to be able to be here today with you brothers and sisters. Im grateful to be able to be born to live in this day, where I am a chosen generation, proven to be of greater worth than previous generations while I was in the pre existence. Im grateful that I was born with a white and delightful skin color because of my valiance against the war with satan. Im grateful that I have heterosexual tendencies so the lord will allow me to marry my spouse and raise a family because those with homosexual tendencies truly are evil. Im grateful to be male, so i can hold the priesthood and govern over my future wife, and with enough prayer i hope she submits to me in everything.
In jesus name Amen.