She was frantically worried because her daughter frequently drove the family car over to her nevermo boyfriend's house and stayed until late at night. She asked if I would talk to her. I said, quite frankly, "Do you want me to talk about sex and responsibility?"
She answered to the effect of, "Oh, I guess she could use some advice, I just want her to stop leaving the car there, everyone knows whose car it is and whose daughter is driving it!"