Posted by:
Lost
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Date: January 30, 2012 10:17PM
I'm still snorting, snickering and outright laughing at the latest missive from Salt Lake, the one from the General Presidency about the need for Temple Recommend candidates to not take their garments off when doing heavy yard work in order to qualify for Temple Recommends.
Follow my thinking here for a moment:
First, the Morg tells you what underware to wear. Cheap uncomfortable, overpriced unflattering crap, I might add.
Then, that's not enough, so they tell you that you must wear it night and day (I guess cleanliness isn't next to godliness) but wait, that's not precise enough so,
Finally, they instruct your leaders to tell you that you can't take them off to do even Yard work, nosiree!
And if we haven't previously, now we are firmly in the realm of idiocy.
You would think that the prophet of the one true church would have more on his mind than whether or not members of the church have garments on when doing yardwork. I'm sure there are one or two masterbaters out there the church has missed. *snort*
Well, in my opinion, we've left the realm of idiocy and entered the realm of kolobianism, where ANYTHING, absolutely ANYTHING, is possible.
Snicker...snort.... ROFLMAO.