"Gays are the most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply existing they can destroy the marriages of people they never met, they can destroy the morale of the world's only military super-power, they're so powerful, ...they can destroy civilization, itself."
My adult son, my nephew, and I were up at my Mom's house out in a dirt driveway in >100 degree F weather changing the clutch in her car. Sweat, dirt, oil on everybody. My son said to his cousin "You are living proof that gay guys don't always dress nice."