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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: February 06, 2012 12:42PM
Potential resignation letter

I keep a copy handy in case the locals try to ex me. But I am waiting to send it in because I would rather stay under the radar so I can affect changes or help my kids who are still stuck in morridor.

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Dear Resignation Processor:

I hereby resign effective immediately.

Questions--
Do you assume that the majority of resigners are truly wrong in their assessment of:
1. the Book of Abraham mistranslation,
2. the married women Joseph Smith married in the name of Celestial Marriage,
3. the missing Semetic DNA among the Amerindians (Lamanites) ?

Or is your surety in a spiritual witness? If feelings truly trump facts, then the Hindu Chakras, Ismalic Hajj, Buddha higher-consciousness, Penecostal spiritual flame as examples of the same experience are also justifiably true about their religions being numero uno. Remember, some of these are so bosom-elated and sure of mind that they are burning their bosoms, souls, arms and legs in suicide bombings.

So Dear Processor, you really owe it to yourself to be absolutely sure, beyond mere chest burnings and mind elations that God is factual and accurate in his presentation of "truth". Otherwise, you're really doing nothing more than the billion Hindus, billion Muslims and billion Buddhists. Nothing more except saving your bosoms, arms and legs...

Good luck!


Sincerely yours,
Jesus Smith
(Hinckley's own)

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Posted by: brewster65 ( )
Date: February 06, 2012 01:20PM
Re: Potential resignation letter

Get over your childhood! You'll never get it back! Move on and spare us your self-pity!

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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: February 08, 2012 04:21AM
Re: Potential resignation letter

brewster65 Wrote:
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> Get over your childhood! You'll never get it
> back! Move on and spare us your self-pity!


What? Where did that come from?

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: February 08, 2012 04:01PM
Congratulations! You've Acquired....

Your very first troll... It means you've arrived...

Now, do you want to report it? That'll mean these replies are nuked as well...

Probably best because the board is so busy... And since it included its IQ in its moniker, it's obviously not a particularly gifted sort...

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: February 08, 2012 11:18AM
Re: Potential resignation letter

I like it. Maybe add a question of why god used to be racist and now he isn't. Then you have the top four reasons people leave.

Raptor's is still my favorite though. "Yo Dodge...be-diapered...now realize dungeons & dragons is not real...outstanding in defense of dark arts...and. I'm. out."

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