Posted by:
Jesus Smith
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Date: February 06, 2012 12:42PM
I keep a copy handy in case the locals try to ex me. But I am waiting to send it in because I would rather stay under the radar so I can affect changes or help my kids who are still stuck in morridor.
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Dear Resignation Processor:
I hereby resign effective immediately.
Questions--
Do you assume that the majority of resigners are truly wrong in their assessment of:
1. the Book of Abraham mistranslation,
2. the married women Joseph Smith married in the name of Celestial Marriage,
3. the missing Semetic DNA among the Amerindians (Lamanites) ?
Or is your surety in a spiritual witness? If feelings truly trump facts, then the Hindu Chakras, Ismalic Hajj, Buddha higher-consciousness, Penecostal spiritual flame as examples of the same experience are also justifiably true about their religions being numero uno. Remember, some of these are so bosom-elated and sure of mind that they are burning their bosoms, souls, arms and legs in suicide bombings.
So Dear Processor, you really owe it to yourself to be absolutely sure, beyond mere chest burnings and mind elations that God is factual and accurate in his presentation of "truth". Otherwise, you're really doing nothing more than the billion Hindus, billion Muslims and billion Buddhists. Nothing more except saving your bosoms, arms and legs...
Good luck!
Sincerely yours,
Jesus Smith
(Hinckley's own)