Here are the two, contradictory cliches that drive me crazy:
The church is perfect but the people aren't.
You need to obey your church leaders.
Ummm, so I'm supposed to put my eternal salvation in the hands of someone else, someone the church admits isn't perfect, and trust them to make decisions for me? No thanks.
Good stuff here! And what was that one declaration that is made over and over by the GAs, and repeated by TBMs (internally or externally depending on there level of brainwash)... I think it went something like: "God will never allow the prophet to lead the church astray"