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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: February 23, 2012 11:46PM

Colbert properly explains proxy baptism and the three degrees of glory, then converts all dead Mormons to Jews via posthumus circumcision.

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Posted by: Mrs. Estzerhaus ( )
Date: February 23, 2012 11:51PM


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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: February 23, 2012 11:52PM


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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 12:10AM


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Posted by: drjekyll ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 12:00AM

Awesome! Thanks for the heads up, and I don't know if you caught it but there was a bit from one of Jon Stewart's guests tonight where he showed a clip of Rick Santorum explaining how rape was no excuse to have an abortion, instead its like God's way of showing us that there's a gift that needs to be treasured that comes out of it. It's about learning to make the best out of a bad situation. Then after the clip the guy says, it's that kind of thinking that will probably cost Rick Santorum the nomination, but if we take that kind of reasoning to its logical extreme, we can see that even though Republicans don't want Mitt Romney as their candidate, God has kind of put him up as a gift for the party!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/24/2012 12:02AM by drjekyll.

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 02:44AM


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Posted by: Posthumous ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 08:27AM

OMG that was 100% funny!!

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 08:52AM


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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 10:03AM


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Posted by: Zip ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 10:15AM

The Prophet Colbert


Behold! A new voice in the wilderness!

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Posted by: badseed ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 12:00PM


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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 12:01PM

Colbert has a way of getting to the heart of an issue. He's a national treasure!

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 12:12PM

I love Stephen Colbert. He's definitely on my list. Remember on Friends when they all made lists of 5 celebrities they were allowed to sleep with? Stephen is right on the top of mine because nothing is sexier than a guy who can make a girl laugh.

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Posted by: scooter ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 05:11PM

I have family in Texas who actually believe that he is the right-wing counterpoint to Jon Stewart.

They believe he's serious, and watch him for that reason.

brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Posted by: DeAnn ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 10:52PM

I consider anyone who considers Stephen Colbert to be conservative to be seriously mentally challenged.

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Posted by: intellectualfeminist ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 02:46PM

You & me both CA girl! Actually my daughter loves Colbert too. You'll have to fight us for him ;P
Seriously though, it really does illustrate how simultaneously absurd and insulting this whole thing is. And nobody does theater of the absurd better than Colbert.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 04:54PM

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

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Posted by: bingoe4 ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 09:46PM

I loved it!!!!! I was laughing or taking my chin off the floor the whole way through. It is just like prophesied here on the board that the media would start delving into the the weirdness of the religion.

He gave no respect what so ever. He only said how strange it was. The audience loved it.

Mormons are going to see this, or in the very least hear about it. What are they going to be saying on Sunday? I'd go to church just to hear it.

If anyone goes to church on Sunday, please return and report!!!

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 05:08PM

Glad there's a thread about it.

If I were still Mormon, I would be so embarrassed. God it was funny.

(For all the dead Jews reading this right now....)

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Posted by: DebbiePA ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 10:16PM

Very funny....shared on Facebook!!

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Posted by: nminmylife ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 11:02PM

I'm a never mo and I posted the video on Facebook. One non-mo friend commented that it creeps her out and is there a "Do Not Baptize" list she can get on? I said it doesn't bother because I don't believe it, but it does make me mad mormons aren't listening to the Jews.

Then some random mormon "friend" I haven't talked to in two years posts a link to mormon dot org about why people baptize the dead. I decide not to engage her. Just the other day she posted a Rick Santorum video I thought was offensive, but I didn't say anything.

Couple of things...
1. I wish everyone I know would post it, but they won't out of fear of mormons
2. I want to start a facebook "Do not Baptize" group
3. Did the mormon even watch it before commenting? Did no one see the satire in Colbert (who is a genius)?

Thanks for letting me vent because outside of "Little Provo" people don't get it.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: February 24, 2012 11:54PM

That was really funny, and I shared it on Facebook.

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Posted by: MexMom ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 12:40AM


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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 01:07AM

DW lives for Colbert. We'd recorded it to watch tonight. She laughed in spite of herself, as she usually does any time Jay the Intern is involved in the sketch. It was funny when he had the guy move the hot dog down to table level and then popped the "foreskin" into his mouth. Ain't no one funnier than Colbert.

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Posted by: ginger ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 01:09AM

Colbert is damn funny as always!

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Posted by: DeAnn ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 02:16AM

Going to post on Facebook, too. I hope some of my mormon friends watch it!

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Posted by: skeptifem ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 07:51AM

damn, anyone see how many defensive mormons there are in the comments? "if we're wrong why do you care"? and so on. Assholes.

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Posted by: searching27 ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 09:00AM


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Posted by: Socrates2 ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 09:26AM

suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.”
Robert Persig "Zen and the ARt of Motorcycle Maintenance"

How long till the Mormons realize they are all insane?

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Posted by: archytas ( )
Date: February 25, 2012 12:56PM

Just saw it!

A well researched bit, if I may say so.



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