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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: February 29, 2012 05:02AM
Mormonism 2.0 -- update

D&C 129 updated

Please make the following changes to your scriptures in D&C 129

4 When a messenger comes saying he has a message from God, offer him your hand and request him to pull your finger.

5 If he be an angel he will do so, and you will be relieved.

6 If he be the spirit of a just man made perfect he will be like the wind; for that is the only way he can appear—

7 Ask him to pull your finger, but he will not move, because it is contrary to the order of heaven for a just man to deceive; but he will still deliver his message.

8 If it be the devil as an angel of light, when you ask him to pull your finger he will reach for your finger, and you will not feel nor hear nor smell anything; you may therefore detect him.

9 These are three grand keys whereby you may know whether any administration is from God.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 05:04AM by baura.

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Posted by: angsty ( )
Date: February 29, 2012 07:10AM
Baura, if you're going to post this kind of stuff in the morning

You need to precede it with some kind of warning. I took some coffee through the nose, and now have a mess to clean up. Lol. It was worth it.

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: February 29, 2012 08:05AM
Re: Mormonism 2.0 -- update

Caught me! Son of a.....

Ana

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