Posted by:
forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: March 01, 2012 07:03AM
We all know the church is getting a lot of scrutiny right now, which is of course good, but I have noticed a lot of disappointment that the media seems uninterested in certain gold nuggets of information that seem scandal worthy. Let's talk about possible reasons for this. We'll start with the obvious ones.
Masturbation, or more specifically, Bishop interviews involving asking kids about masturbation. While this is a shameful practice, I don't expect it to get the kind of attention that I once thought it would. To the outside world, it seems too much like a confessional. Remember, Mormons are not alone in their unreasonable demonetization of polishing ones bishop, they just obsess over it more then other religions. To an outsider, it is difficult to explain how so.
Now, it is still possible for the story to pop up to attention. If Mitt Romney was the kind of Bishop that asked for way too many details, and was more creepy about it then was the norm, and the media can find two or more former youth to confirm this, then it might be the big October surprise.
Another issue that is even less likely, in my opinion, to get media attention is the temple oaths. As we all know, they are based of the old Masonic oaths, and the majority of American Presidents have been Masons, and this has never been an issue. In fact, when you remember that every elected official has to swear an oath of office, in the case of presidents, one seen by millions of people, and you remember historically how poorly most elected officials have put the needs of their country ahead of their needs to get reelected, no one seems to put a lot of stock in oaths.
Now there are plenty of things that will get attention, like dead dunking. I expect the next scandal will involve how the church uses its money, or it getting caught shielding abusers. Those are the kinds of things that get attention.