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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 07:46PM

DW has agreed that since I am such an awesome breadwinner that if I want a boat I should, by god, get a boat. Awesome. We are going to test drive one saturday morning. She is even willing to be late to her precious meeting with the RS presidency of the whole church!!! But you know as well as I do when she comes out to go to church on Sunday morning and the boat is hooked up to the Suburban there will be hell to pay!!!!!!


(all of the explanation points in this post are in honor of the post about that exact thing)

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 07:53PM

Playing. I am looking at a 25' deck boat with a jet drive

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Posted by: marco torres ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 07:56PM

Maybe if you give her a good 'motorboating' the night before you'll be golden.

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Posted by: doubleb ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 08:10PM

Yeah, icansee, enlighten us. They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? You motorboatin' SOB. You old sailor you...

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Posted by: mormonisn't ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 08:09PM

Boat.. Bring Over Another Thousand

Hole in the water you pour money into :)

actually congrats.. you should give it a name

may I suggest

" It's About Time"

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Posted by: misfit ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:25PM


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Posted by: tiptoes ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 08:59PM

I am smiling. ;)

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Posted by: druid ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:04PM

bring it on down. Much better than driving around in circles on small lakes.

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Posted by: Tig ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:28PM

LOL. Only out west would someone consider Lake Powell a "big lake".

That was priceless.

Tig

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Posted by: druid ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 11:50PM

You got something with better?

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Posted by: dogzilla ( )
Date: March 02, 2012 02:58PM

Have you seen Lake Erie?

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: March 02, 2012 04:03PM

My lake is bigger than your lake!

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Posted by: Tig ( )
Date: March 03, 2012 11:18AM

Lake Michigan
Lake Huron
Lake Erie
Lake Superior

:-)

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:09PM

We bought a boat. It's a tool of satan for sure. we left the church a month later:)

It's nice to go for a quiet little boat ride after church. Pack a picnic, and really rest on the beach on the day of rest.
No phones, no unexpected visitors, so peaceful

This thread made me realize we haven't named it yet. I'm sure the creative minds here might have some great ideas.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 09:28PM by Mia.

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Posted by: apikoros ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:55PM

One of my friends painted 'Maggie May' on one side of the front of his boat. On the other side was, 'Or May Not.' I thought it was hilarious!

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Posted by: downsouth ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:33PM

25' deck. Got to admire a man with a 25'deck. I have a little deck. One precaution. Does your deck get slippery when wet? You wouldn't want anybody to fall off your deck.
Make sure you always take good care of your deck. Just sayin'

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 09:40PM

(depending on how many Future Tithe-payers you have there)

Pls consider a SAILBOAT; serene, peaceful.

sailors learn to develop their SKILLS, not just how much $fuel$ to put in the tank.

Lots of fun to be had 'below decks' if you know what I mean...

my suggestion: look at a late-model used boat, about 27 to 30 feet. They can usually be set up for one person to navigate.

You're the captain, She's the ADMIRAL!

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: March 01, 2012 11:40PM


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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: March 02, 2012 12:55AM

We live in Washington, on an island. It's against our religion to not have a boat.
It just doesn't seem right to look at the water every day, and not be able to travel across it.

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: March 02, 2012 03:03PM

As soon as people connect with the universe out in the open water, going to church and packing into a pew with bawling kids seems like a sacrilege.

Anagrammy

Formerly of Washington, where poverty is described as, "they didn't even have a boat..."

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: March 02, 2012 08:37PM

but I do like Jimmy Buffet and Herman Melville. Yo ho, yo ho...

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: March 03, 2012 12:16PM

Open water is so peaceful. Much better than any church.

Be sure to take a boating safety class. Carry enough life jackets on board for everyone, do man-overboard drills in the summertime, and don't go boating in water you wouldn't swim in (hypothermia, if you are accidentally thrown overboard, is a very real danger in the spring and fall and one that many boaters take far too lightly.)

Sailors would appreciate if you would be careful with your wake when you are near them. :-)

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