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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 02:29AM
If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Here are some of my ideas.

"Drinking coffee is not a sin. Joseph Smith sleeping with a 14 year old girl was."

"Where is the Jewish Lamanite DNA?"

"Billions for a mall, not one scent for janitorial services."

"Mormonism is give and take. You give, it takes."

"Are you all stupid or something?"

"Take some tums, then see if your bosom is still burning."

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Posted by: The Cheshire Cat ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 03:09AM
Surrender . . . Romney

: )

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Posted by: Calypso ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 03:16AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Hahahahahahahahaha you have officially made my night forbiddencokedrinker.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 09:38AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

I do my best.

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Posted by: introvertedme ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:37PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

+1!!!

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Posted by: brigantia ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 03:22AM
Words - no matter from the heart (n/t)


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Posted by: mistymemories ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 03:23AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

I want 30 Years of Tithing refunded! You Thieves!

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Posted by: MarkJ ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:06AM
Nothing they probably haven't already guessed.

"Everything you know is wrong,"

"Jesus saves, Joseph f**ks,"

"Is this all I got for my 10%?"

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"

"Is it the Latter Days yet?"

(One or more of these should be printed in Reformed Egyptian."

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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:15AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

For kicks, Along the lines of "Show me the money!"--

Show me the DNA!

Show me the LAMANITES!

Show me the horses, barley, armor, helmets, steel, wheel!

Show me the magic hat!

--

In all seriousness, obvious anti-moron statements will just get the eye roll and ignored.

What you want is something cryptic that will get reporters to make a story out of it.

For example:


Why does the Holy Ghost testify to Hindus that Vishnu and their other gods are true?

Why did they practice human sacrifice at the "Jesus Christ Kukulcan temple" in 100AD?

Why did Joseph Smith mistake Anubis for something called "Elkenah"?

How did Nephi know Deutero and Trito Isaiah?


And another of my favorites:
Elohim won’t give amputees back their arms and legs, but he did give Joseph Smith an extra Fanny (Alger).

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:38AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"You're the ones in the great and spacious building, but we're the ones mocking." I don't know if that one would fit.

"We only ridicule you because you're completely ridiculous."

No words, just a really long rainbow flag banner, with Joseph Smith standing next to Brigham Young, holding hands, and the address for "all dead Mormons are gay."

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:40AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"Run Like The Wind!" www.exmormon.org

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:42AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Did Joe show Helen his peepstone?

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Posted by: Marcionite ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:45AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!"

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:01PM
Ooo, I like this one! (n/t)


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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 10:50AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"If God shall not be mocked, then why is he so easily ridiculed?"

"I've never spent as much on porn, beer, or coffee as I would on tithing." That one is open to misinterpretation.

"Did your holy Jesus undies protect you from seeing this sign?"

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Posted by: helemon ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 11:50AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Where are the revelations?
When are we heading to Missouri?
Why are African members still dark skinned?

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Posted by: Spiritually ill ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 11:55AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

The first and best banner I've seen flying over General Conference was in 1979/80 and it said:

MOTHER IN HEAVEN LOVES ERA!!!

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Posted by: Taddlywog ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 11:59AM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

What exactly is true?

We don't know why.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:00PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Where's the MONEY???

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:02PM
"From up here I can see your church is baloney"

"They're speaking only as men 100% of the time"

"Hear anything new this time?"

"Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z"

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Posted by: wirehead ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:03PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Stop smoking banana peels!

Mormonism is really a mental affliction!

Mormonism prevails... In lies!

Your dogma got run over by my karma!

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:08PM
"Mormon for 30 years and all I got was this lousy banner!" (n/t)


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Posted by: Just Once ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:13PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

These are a quotes I saw on mormonthink.com I thought could be a possible banners.

Eternity is too long to be wrong.

Better to be divided by the truth, than united in a lie.

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Posted by: tillamook ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:15PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"DNA DNA DNA DNA DNA DNA DNA DNA"

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:17PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"My beliefs allow & encourage me to be Myself; Do Yours?"

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Posted by: Anubis ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:21PM
Banners

"5 Billion would have gotten us half way to Kolob by now instead of a mall."

to quote stewie (family guy)"Where's my money?"

"I'll stop flying this banner if you give me back my tithing"

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Posted by: ontheDownLow ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:23PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"Praise To The Man" Exodus 20:3

All of these banners are so funny! Especially yours Devoted Exmo. LOLOLOL

Thanks guys for making me laugh!

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:28PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Thanks! There are some seriously funny peeps here at RFM!

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Posted by: josephsmyth ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:25PM
Joseph's Myth and Bring'em Young had sex with other men's wives!

God called that adultery see D&C 132:61-63



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2012 12:26PM by josephsmyth.

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Posted by: Outcast ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:30PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Stop drinking the kool-aid!

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Posted by: wirehead ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:34PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

I forgot this one (not sure if its been posted already):

Show me the brass plates!

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:51PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Mary, Sue, Carol, and Sara, will you marry me!

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Posted by: jpt ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:16PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Gotta go with this one.

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Posted by: elee ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 12:56PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Legalize Adulthood.

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Posted by: Helen ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:07PM
http://www.Elohim/nearKolob.com

wonder how many TBMs would actually put that in search if they saw it :-)

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:22PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

Pray About D&C132

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Posted by: Lostpassword ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:25PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO EVACUATE THE TEMPLE

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Posted by: abacab08 ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:27PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

My banner "God loves everyone, why can't same-sex be married"

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Posted by: Johnny Canuck ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:28PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"Kiss your 10% bye!"

or

"You've been had, fools!"

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Posted by: Ponti ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:42PM
Mormonthink.com (n/t)


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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:43PM
IT'S NOT TRUE (n/t)


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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:47PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"Bury my heart at Mountain Meadows"

"Joseph Smith-the David Koresh of the 1800's"

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Posted by: doubleb ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:56PM
Re: If you could design a banner to be pulled by a plane, over temple square during conference weekend, what would yours say?

"Polyandry and cult go hand in hand"

"Joseph showed Fanny his peep stone"

"CULT and MALL and GAYS are four-letter words"

"Prop 8b = no marriage for LDS"

"Brigham hated blacks and gays too"

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Posted by: rt ( )
Date: March 06, 2012 01:57PM
Gold plates? Seriously, how old are you? (n/t)


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