Being as most here are atheists, I can pretty confidently say that your claim holds as much water as my first vision story of having been visited by God the Father and Jesus Christ who gave me instructions saying that all of the sexual gods currently on Earth are false, and that Moroni would soon visit me with directions on how to obtain the golden DVDs containing the record of your exploits, and that I have been called to restore the true order of sex in these latter-days, etc, etc. LOL
Now, if you had said that you were a sexual pro, maniac, or genius, well, then we could debate it, since anyone could accept money, stop taking their meds, or read every grocery store magazine story on the topic.
Hi Raptor! It's nice to know you are not without body, parts, or passions. That you are not everywhere and nowhere, nor so large that you fill the whole universe yet so small you dwell in the heart.
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OK, LORD Raptor, but like your distant relatives the lowly budgies [aka parakeet], wouldn't you only have a cloaca "i.e vent" to stow your private parts, gastrointestinal orifices and urinary orifices in etc, or is this too private a question?
And dost thou just leave thy droppings wherever you happen to wander, as your relations do?
And if someone holds up a mirror too close, does a God-Raptor start to pleasure themselves immediately like so many little budgies do (seeing their ideal mate in the mirror)?
But I do believe you're a God. I recently downloaded "The Passion of Raptor Jesus" on my kindle and whenever I get a chance to read some of it, I'm always laughing out loud. You sure did capture the culture and nailed it.