Am I the only one that thinks the people look like creepy, constibated, antriod people from another planet?

I wanted to see what you were talking about and found two links:

http://forum.newordermormon.org/viewtopic.php?t=25457&sid=c1a027f38769d6dfc3f642745d7749cf

Scroll down on the first one and see a great photoshop of the Marriott "billboard"

http://stocklandmartelblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/steven-lippman-city-creek-4.jpg?w=660&h=839

Are either of these the ones you are talking about? They look creepy in a fashionista on Mars way but what struck me most is that they don't look Mormon.

Oh my gosh, I just read the comments on the first link. They are hysterical. These are New Order Mormons expressing their dissatisfaction rather than going along to get along. Yea for them.

"Deja Vu wrote:
You got it all wrong, it's not about loving money more than feeding the poor. It is about making downtown a nicer place so we don't have to have all those poor homeless bastards hanging out near our sacred places.

So what we have accomplished is now having a bunch of sacred bastards hanging out near our homeless places???"

ROFLMAO!

are they scared or sacred bastards? haha!

This one, MJ?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DL8rLJf6NUQ/T0VjDadSUNI/AAAAAAAAAE8/DC355Mcg9IA/s1600/billboards-03.jpg

He totally looks like they are playing on Mormon women's fascination with the Twilight Series. Which was years ago, by the way. Silly Mormons. LOL.

He looks like he should be singing "ice, ice, baby".

The “make it yours” in the first picture implies “make THIS GIRL yours” in a sexual way.

The “make it at night” in the second picture implies “make it with THIS GIRL at night.”

Not exactly in line with the sexual purity the Morg preaches! (surprise, surprise) These pictures also reinforce the notion that women are on earth for the purpose of being used sexually by men.

But then, that is exactly the thinking in any polygamist group.

What do ultra stylish (and snobbish) women have to do with "City Creek". Did they use to fetch water from the creek?

My favorite is just before the 5300 S exit northbound on I-15... The dude looks just like The Damn Vampire from that twilight movie... I'm still trying to wrap my head around what Mormon Mega Mall (MMM anyone?) has to do with a stupid vampire movie...

Like spaghetti oh above linked, it's this one:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DL8rLJf6NUQ/T0VjDadSUNI/AAAAAAAAAE8/DC355Mcg9IA/s1600/billboards-03.jpg



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2012 11:29PM by dragwit.

Finally, Jesus can know that he, too has an exclusive shopping mall!
I expect it helps him feel better ech day when so many children daily die of disease, starvation, and violence.

This is all the better they could do with a 5 Billion dollar budget? One would think they would have spent a bit more on that part of it. Maybe they were thinking, "If you build it, they will come. No need for decent advertising."

Posted by a Deja Vue:

You got it all wrong, it's not about loving money more than feeding the poor. It is about making downtown a nicer place so we don't have to have all those poor homeless bastards hanging out near our sacred places.

Some one responded:
"So now we have the rich bastards hanging out around our homeless shelters?"


LOL! and sad too!

Hilarious!!! Some people are so clever!

I've started refering to it as "The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

This is all so funny. Thanks for sharing the links. I love Twilight by the way, but when I found out a mormon wrote it I had a Crying Game moment. LOL

I tried to tell my TBM mom about this mall, but she wasn't buying the truth.

I think the Mormon Church is trying to "update" and modernize its public image in anticipation of what they think may be the next (Mormon) president.