Posted by:
dogzilla
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Date: April 03, 2012 02:29PM
Meh, I've been doing that myself a lot lately. Mostly to people who are walking and texting. I consider pedestrian rules to be the same as traffic rules. Stand to the right, pass on the left. If you have to stop, don't do it the second you step through a doorway... pull over! (If I could require people to wear and use turn signals in the grocery store, that would be the beans, wouldn't it?) I cannot abide douchebags who stand around all slack-jawed and open-mouthed, right in the middle of a corridor, hallway, thoroughfare, aisle, doorway, or any other public space where people might want to, you know, WALK.
If I have to walk into a store and stop to put my shades away, dig out my shopping list, tie my shoes, whatever, I walk ten steps inside the store and then step off to the side, AWAY FROM WHERE PEOPLE ARE WALKING, to do my piddly business. So. When someone does that to me, I pretend I don't see them and plow right into them.
Not long ago, I was walking my dog in a park. The dog was on my left, sniffing grass next to the sidewalk, totally minding her own little doggy business. (She's SUCH a good girl!) A man and woman couple were walking toward me on the same sidewalk. The woman sort of veered off to the side (my right) to give me and the dog room to pass, seeing as how it was a public sidewalk and I was clearly and obviously walking on it. The man acted like I was completely invisible and would. not. budge. Just looked right over my head as if I didn't even exist and kept right on walking. I refused to sidestep him, either. I thought, why should I, just because you're a big burly man, I have to be the one who considers other people and move for YOU? F*&k you douchebag, you can move for ME. I did not stray from my obviously intended path and forced the guy to body check me on my way by. Which my dog, of course, did not appreciate much. She growled at him. Suddenly, I was visible! LOL