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Date: April 03, 2012 10:38AM
This story happened a few years ago and I decided to share it because frankly I had forgotten about it until I got an invite in the mail this morning for my son for Scouts involving a water safety training activity.
My story starts with our Bishop Jackwagon, a typical small minded authoritarian TBM leader. 'Nuff said.
It was "Scout" sunday and he was waxing about his days as an eagle scout and bla, bla.
Finally come the *epic* moment.
Tearfully, he shared with us a story about how he and his companion, Elder whatisname were travelling down a road near a river and it had been raining exceedingly hard, etc (The word exceedingly was used repeatedly) and they got caught in a flash flood.
Thank's to Jackwagon's Life Scout Water Safety Training, he was able to take off his pants, blow them up with his mouth, and provide a floatation device that saved both him and his companion's lives.
ROFLMAO. I kid you not, he really said this!!!
He then went on to praise the scouting program and bla bla bla.
I guess this is right up there with other morg whoppers.
*steel bows* *snort*