And Peter said, "Yea, it truly sucks that Jesus was killed today, for last night he took all my eggs and hid them, and now I know not where they are. Luke, give me a piece of that chocolate rabbit for my stomach growleth." And so passed the first easter.

-The Bible

Wait a month or two and you'll be able to smell those Easter eggs.

At Easter time, the store had toy chicks that peep when you move them. I bought one for my cats, and one of them thought the toy was great fun. Later on, I keep hearing peep, peep, peep. I looked for the toy, and my cat had put it in the water dish. I couldn't get the damn toy to stop peeping. I had to use a hammer.

Another fun Easter trick to play on the kids -- bite the heads off the marshmallow peeps and then put them back in the box.