Posted by:
Inverso
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Date: April 13, 2012 06:40AM
I was rushing to finish making a strawberry and mango salad (with balsamic vinegar and cracked black pepper) for the monthly gay men's potluck when the missionaries showed up at my door!
I figured this time they were just tracting an stumbled onto the wrong house, but NO, they knew who I was because I'm on some sort of list of Latino members. Except that I'm not a member!!!
I explained that I'd resigned, and they kept insisting that I was on a list... anyway, I told them that they don't want me because a) I'm an evil heretic and b) I'm a f@ggot (yes, I used that word for dramatic effect--don't usually). They turned tail and ran after that.
Why doesn't resigning make a difference!!?