Posted by:
Stunted
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Date: April 13, 2012 04:09PM
The missionary happens to be my sister. She and her husband are a whole month into their mission to Texas. I'm sure they've had dozens of baptisms by now. I'm just glad they are too humble to brag about all the wild success they've had.
Anyway, she asked if I'd build a model of an arch complete with a keystone. Any of you who have been on a mission already know where this is going don't you? She'd seen an object lesson and was so super impressed she wants her own set up so she can repeat the lesson.
The idea is that if you pull the keystone out of the arch then the whole thing falls apart. What I should have asked her is what the keystone in her lesson will represent. Is is Jesus? Joseph Smith? The Book of Mormon? Polygamy? Who ever the current Profit is? Any one of those things could be used and claimed to be the cornerstone of Mormonism.
I don't really mind doing this as a favor to my sister. Any excuse to make a little saw dust is a good excuse in my book. I do, however, want to add some subtle subversions into the thing. Phalic shaped columns on the sides might be too obvious, but I could get away with making the keystone out of a different color of wood. Maybe African Blackwood? Or I could stain the whole thing a nice Wine Red...
Ideas?
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2012 04:09PM by Stunted.