Posted by:
ExMormonRon
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Date: December 02, 2010 04:26PM
Farmville may be the last vestage of anything remotely mormon in my life.
1. I have to work at it at regular intervals.
2. I get meaningless rewards like a unicycle for tending to my callings.
3. My little dude avatar walks around like a zombie.
4. I have to convert others so I can have enough "neighbors" to qualify me for additional blessing.
5. I can buy blessings with real money.
6. I can start a cooperative just like early mormons did. My ZCMI is a winery, however.
7. If I dig around on my farm, I get stuff like stones and gloves and tools and junk. Gold can be found too by digging, but not plates.
8. If I get enough shovels, I can dig a HUGE hole and hide shit.
9. I can change my little dude from dark and loathesome to white a delightful.
10. If I get good at something, I get a sign to hang out, kinda like a merit badge from scouting.
11. I can invite a stallion to come have sex with my mares. That HAS to be poly-something.
12. I have a deseret.
Eerie, huh.
Ron