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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: December 03, 2010 03:53PM
Mark Momford on talking trash to Almighty *** - er - Heavenly Father..

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fg%2Fa%2F2010%2F12%2F01%2Fnotes120110.DTL

This is hilarious, and spot on for all of you who wanted to ask HF, "Hey, what is *up* with you, numbnutz??"

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: December 04, 2010 11:09AM
Topping for a second pass

This would make a pretty good ExMo prayer.

Opening:
"What are you gonna do, Mr. Important, Mr. Almighty in the Sky, Mr. Created Everything in Six Days and Then Apparently Fell Into a Drunken Mai Tai Coma on the Beach for Give/Take 10 Billion Years?

What are you gonna do, cause a famine? Melt the ice caps? Induce global pandemics, war and rape and disease, sadness and poverty and earthquakes? What you got, oak blight? Bedbugs? Jersey Shore?

I mean, whatevs. You don't scare us. Been there, done that, you know?"

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 04, 2010 11:15AM
two enthusiastic thumbs up. (n/t)


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