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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: May 23, 2012 03:43PM
"Didn't Jesus wear a dress? A long one down to his feet?"

Why, yes, yes he did. And for his resurrection he styled a stunning full-length evening gown inspired by that master of swirling drapery, Halston:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9g1xXeNqBDQ/TQE5iyLGjoI/AAAAAAAAVZs/LcSTjR00DQo/s1600/Halston_rose%2Bdraped%2Bjersey%2Bone%2Bshoulder%2Bgoddess%2Bdress_c.1982_sz.4_%25246400%25281%2529.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tj8NTMjIfUQ/TbNVIIIokUI/AAAAAAAABgw/6dhak3_TvKg/s1600/Bloch%2527s+Resurrection.jpg

Before that, Jesus just swooned about in a caftan:

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/101557091/Caftan_Kaftan_Moroccan_Dress_Abaya.jpg

Jesus was the original girly-man.

:-)

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: May 23, 2012 04:32PM
Jesus was a nevermo toga partier

because he turned water into wine, not the other way around.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: May 23, 2012 06:48PM
Re: Jesus was a nevermo toga partier

Togas were worn by Romans, especially by people like Cicero, not by ordinary people from Galilee.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: May 24, 2012 11:45AM
Re: Jesus was a nevermo toga partier

Yes, but everybody likes a good party, esp. one where the booze never stops flowing.

:-)

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: May 23, 2012 05:10PM
I always wondered if there were pole-dancers or male strippers at the Last Dinner Party.

Look at this:

http://deskarati.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/last-supper-large.jpg

Doesn't it look like they're arguing over the size of the tip?

:-)

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