Jacob isn't my real name.

I don't plan on resigning anytime soon.

I have a personal bias against anything Mormon which makes it impossible to view Mormonism in a positive light.

Your biases reveal that you have harbored a hostile anti-Mormon agenda your whole life from the day you were born. And probably you were a fence-sitter in the Pre-Existence too. Your entire existence is therefore invalidated.

xyz: that sounds like me! raised mormon but never really felt it, just in it but now out.

I have a confession too.

Jacob is not my real name either. (Although bc are my real initials.)

Me Too! My name isn't Jacob either and neither is Adult of god, but I do answer to it.

The rest is also true for me.

Ok ok since we're all coming clean I'm currently wearing blue and grey. I'm such a fraud.

And I AM left-handed - I'm gonna be sooo screwed when you switch to your right hand.

bc Wrote:
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> And I AM left-handed - I'm gonna be sooo screwed
> when you switch to your right hand.

Me too! But I am not called Matt. Or Jacob. Though I do know a barman called Jacob. Though he left the pub trade to work in the TV industry.



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Jacob / bc.....do you live in Southern Cal?

Pleasant Grove, UT here

oh, was hoping you were someone else (my dad) the uses bc in lower case as his email signature.

Jacob isn't my real name either.

But some old dude in a baker's hat told me my real name is Barnabus.

That just sucks...

No, I'm Spartacus!

I am not left-handed either!

i am neither jacob nor bc either.

if push comes to shove, I doubt that I am even infinitely prolonged...

Yet even though I left the cult nearly forty years ago, my skin is still white!

How does that work?

Timothy

You haven't turned Dark and Loathsome yet? I have.

Every summer.

Yeah, me too. I never foundoubt anything about the TSCC that I could ever believe in.

Not only is my name NOT Jacob, but I haven't been recording my calories either.

(I feel so much better with that off of my chest.)

I'm not really Japanese. I don't even speak Japanese. I've never been to Japan either.

I like giant robots though.

"I am Dave, but I'm not here."

I am a conformist.

I don't actually fly. I sit in terminals waiting to be called because young blood is the bottom of the totem pole. And sometimes I don't wear underwear beneath my uniform just for fun.

I've never touched His noodly appendage, gasping an 'oh!'

I too must confess.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned: It has been several years since my last confession. My real name is not Jacob. Schit, Father, it's not even cludgie. It's just me, the evil anti-Mormon bogeyman with a hateful agenda because sometimes I haven't always agreed with what was said over the pulpit.

Orem snorem here. Jacob isn't my real name either.



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I must join the confession bandwagon - My name isn't Jacob. Nor Jane nor Bond. My initials aren't even JB. I am SUCH a freakin' fraud :-)

Yes, but are you 462 years old?

I'm Batman.

My confession is;

I do not originate from earth. At least that's what the Mormons told me.

Oh wait, I'm not Mormon anymore, Nevermind!

I ain't a Jacob either.....but my previous screen name "Andy B"....is very close to my heart and to who I am....