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Posted by: rainwriter ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 09:47PM

The subject is pretty self explanitory, but why are temples so incredibly illuminated? Just to make them pretty? Some other reason they don't tell anyone else?

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Posted by: ymountain ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 09:50PM

To attract outsiders and encourage them to learn more about the church (only from the missionaries. no outside sources). AKA gain new converts.

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 09:55PM

Because Bull$h!t is radioactive??

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:50PM

Perfect answer, StillAnon!

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 11:16PM

My first thought was "Mormonism is toxic waste."

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Posted by: waner ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:34PM

Dats duh shhpirit makin it gwow.

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:40PM

The lights are on but nobody's home?

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Posted by: GQ Cannonball ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:43PM

All them Nephite warriors, don't ya know.

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Posted by: lbenni ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:51PM

because they have rock concerts in there and everybody is holding up bic lighters?

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Posted by: wisewoman ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 10:52PM

Shine little glow worm, glitter, glitter!

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 11:10PM

Jesus walks within. His beatific radiance casts a moony glow over the temple grounds. Or maybe it's just ambient lighting.

Electricians are His emmisaries. Prophets vomit forth lies and dark nothings. Union workers connect the illuminating fixtures.

Insects caper and swarm at high metal halide bulbs. Below, the ignorant gather for blind rituals. Ignorant quorums of night.

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Posted by: nonldsmichigander ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 11:20PM

Because the devil can transform himself nigh unto an angel of light. Therefore it is no marvel that his Fraudulent Fifteen constantly try to depict the house of the devil as a house of light wherein are performed false, vain, and foolish ordinances that are absolutely NOT from the Lord. This is called "The Whited Sepulchre Syndrome."

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: June 08, 2012 11:40PM

Ooo - I like your reply better than mine!

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Posted by: jbug ( )
Date: June 09, 2012 12:32AM

Mighty BIG lights!

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: June 09, 2012 12:56AM

To attract non-Mormons to the temple grounds so they can be told, "we can't tell you what happens inside but it's not secret . . . it's sacred."

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Posted by: enoughenoch19 ( )
Date: June 09, 2012 04:13AM

The walls are painted a pale yellowish color which glows in that special Norman Rockwell painting way when lights are reflected off that color. It provides that "white and delightsome glowy" look.
But really I like Canadian Friend's answer lots better.

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Posted by: xxMoo ( )
Date: June 09, 2012 07:00AM

Once after we had a blackout in our area, a rumor was going around the ward that the temple lights had miraculously remained on! Of course much later on checking out this rumor could find no evidence whatsoever ...

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