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Posted by: rwg ( )
Date: July 02, 2012 01:02AM
alien invasion: which president is best to deal with it?

We saw Jay Leno's show where he asks which president would be better to deal with an alien invasion? (remember, "Independence Day" centers on the 4th)... apparently more would pick Obama... That is foolish! Imagine if Romney was the president... he would send Mormon missionaries to them and that would certainly chase them away! I can't think of a better deterrent right now.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: July 02, 2012 01:05AM
That is foolish.

Especially with Romney's powerful allies on the planet Kolob.

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Posted by: Brian-the-Christus ( )
Date: July 02, 2012 01:07AM
Re: alien invasion: which president is best to deal with it?

Romney would rebuke them with the Power of the Holy Underwear and they would flee screaming through the black hole of Jesus.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: July 02, 2012 01:19AM
Re: alien invasion: which president is best to deal with it?

Duh, Romney. There is no way the aliens could ever get a probe into that tight...

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