Posted by:
Tauna
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Date: December 16, 2010 10:13AM
1.
TBM: How can you leave the church? Don't you want to be with your family in the next life?
Me: Yes, I want to be w/my family. Most Christian religions believe that families will be together in the next life. They just don't believe they will be having polygamous sex for eternity.
2.
TBM: Didn't you like the temple?
Me: Actually, I felt an evil presence in the temple. (this is much better than saying you didn't like the temple because then they will say you just need to keep going to understand it better.
3.
TBM: Don't you feel the spirit when you read the BOM?
Me: No, I just feel extremely bored.
4.
TBM: If you aren't going to teach your kids to follow the prophet, then WHO are you going to teach them to follow? (this was asked in horror by the MP's wife?
Me: UMMMMMmmmmmm their CONSCIENCE (that thing you guys call the light of Christ).
5.
TBM: Didn't you ever feel the spirit?
Me: If you're referring the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I feel good, then yes... but I feel the same exact thing when I watched Toy Story 3.
I have been asked all these things and have found these answers to leave tbm's speechless.
Anyone have any comebacks for stupid mormon questions?