Posted by:
The Motrix
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Date: December 17, 2010 03:44PM
In honor of the disgusting changes to the headings of the BOM verses, I would like to pledge my utter fascination with brown women the world over.
These supposedly cursed women are alluring, enthralling, and appealing to me. I was rasied around whites my entire life and can remember at a very young age my extreme attraction to "lamanite" women that was much more intense than the white, err, pure and delightsome types. I daydreamed about them constantly. In fact, my best friend and I fought over a Mexican girl in Kindergarten, about who would get to live with her in the hills "Grizzly Adams" style (a very popular TV show at the time).
I love Latinas, Polynesians, Indians, Native Americans . . . you name it.
Luckily, I married a gorgeous "lamanite", but was told by my tbm dad that it would never work with "that kind" and that he thought she was very unattractive on account of her "curse" -- what a stupid old f*ck. But, we made it work, without any help from the family and I am still happily married 20 years later; so stick it in your duff, Pop.
This is my confession. In the name of Jesus H. Christ. Ramen.
Anyone else think that cursing ladies with brown skin was a super happy accident that god stumbled upon?