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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:11AM
Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

Of course the best one is when you walk up to a total stranger and tell her, "The holy ghost has told me you are supposed to be my wife." I am sure there are many others.

BTW, does anyone still use the old tried and true, "An angel with a flaming sword appeared to me," because I understand that was a good one.

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Posted by: Ponti ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:15AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

This actually happened to my oldest daughter in a lecture hall her freshman year. A fellow student that she didn't know reached for her caller, "Oh can I see what your shirt tag says...just what I thought it reads, 'Made in Heaven'."

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Posted by: Ragnar ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:31AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

"No," she replied. "I was made in the back seat of a Chevy..."

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Posted by: Hah ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:32AM
Please...

It was a Honda Accord.

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Posted by: EssexExMo ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:32AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

Hah

I read that as:
"The holy ghost has told me you are supposed to be my wife, I am sure there are many others"

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 09:32AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

"I remember loving you in the preexistence."

"I almost followed Satan just so I could see you be born."

"You'd be a great wife. And you'd help pick great sister-wives."

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Posted by: Dee Lightsum ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 10:10AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

I remember one that went something like "Would you like to hold the priesthood?" and then the guy would wrap the girl's arms around him.

I thought it was pretty funny but it is pretty rude now that I think of it.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/15/2012 10:10AM by Dee Lightsum.

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 10:12AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

My favorite the last time this type of thread circulated was:
"You must be the Liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine."

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Posted by: fubecona ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:20AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

That is so lame and yet it literally just made me LOL. I don't know why...

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Posted by: TheIrrationalShark ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:27AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

"My liahona's needle is pointed directly at you."

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Posted by: TheIrrationalShark ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:27AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

"You're making my liahona go crazy, you bad girl ;)"

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Posted by: foggy ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 10:17AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

My best friend in HS actually had a guy take her to a hotel and tell her that the spirit told him they were supposed to be married and it was ok for them to go ahead and take care of the physical part right then. She made him take her home and never spoke to him again.

Perhaps he should have added the flaming sword part?

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Posted by: Elaine Dalton ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 10:21AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (“If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”)

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Posted by: ginger ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:08AM
Re: Creepy TBM pickup lines that only work at YBU.

I didn't go to YBU but I met an RM, who was going to school there, at a dance club and he was the horniest guy I have ever encountered. He kept trying to tell me he wanted to look at the city lights and go park somewhere secluded. All the while he kept trying to put his hand up my shirt and kissing me like he was a wild dog or something. It was crazy!

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:11AM
Are you tight like unto a dish? (n/t)


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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: August 15, 2012 11:12AM
ROTFLMFAO! (n/t)


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