Look at this stuff Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think our collection's complete? Wouldn't you think we're the church The church who has everything? Look at this trove Treasures untold How many wonders can one corporate sole hold? Looking around here you think Sure, they've got everything We've got ranches and temples a-plenty We've got hotels and land-plots galore You want media outlets? We've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal We want more
We wanna be where the people are We wanna see, wanna see them shoppin' Spending all their money on - what do you call 'em? Oh - things!
Preaching about Christ you don't get too far Companies are required for cash flows, investing Think what money a giant retail shopping center BRINGS!
Out where they shop, out where they spend Out where there are businesses with which we could lend Taxable free - wish we could be Part of that world
What would we give if we could live without spiritual demands? What would we pay to spend a day without preaching? Bet'cha real companies understand That they make money without guilty leaching Proper businesses sick of hiding Ready to stand
And ready to sell what the people want Instead of just peddling all these fake answers What's a Holy Ghost and why does it - what's the word? Burn?
When's it our turn? Wouldn't we love, love to explore that world legitimately? Out of a church Wish we could be Part of that world
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/15/2012 04:48PM by Raptor Jesus.
Somebody should sing this at the next ward talent show :D Raptor J, your powers truly astound!! I bow to your superior talent. I think "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin would make another wonderful parody, cause you know you ain't never had a friend like LD$ Inc. The one "friend" you can never, EVER get rid of......
Great lyrics, Raptor J. Disneyism is a crossover religion between Mormonism and consumerism. It's a natural fit that doesn't have to be "shoehorned." heh, heh