Posted by:
John
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Date: December 27, 2010 12:28PM
After my decision to leave the church two weeks ago, my wife (of 18 months) and I decided to split.
I was pretty torn about it on December 23rd and decided that I'd get my drink on for the first time (plus.. i wanted to celebrate the birthday of Joseph Smith).
I went to a bar about 15 minutes from my house. Completely uneducated about alcohol, my night went as follows...
I kicked off the new life by drinking an Adios Mother-F'ker. Followed by a shot of Jack. Followed by another shot of Jack. Followed by a shot of Tequila. Followed by a shot of Crown. Followed by another Jack. Followed by another shot of Jack. Followed by a shot of Johnnie Walker. (I think that is it.. at least thats all that I remember)
I drank a lot for a light first timer. I drank a lot very fast. I was sitting the whole time so I didn't realize that you feel much more drunk standing up.
I started to make my way to my car... I remember puking like crazy. Then I remember hearing walkie-talkies going back and forth and a person trying to speak to me. The next thing I remember is, that I "awake-and-arise" the next morning in a pile of throw up, at my house, with my pants at my knees.
Confused, I looked around and found a taxi receipt in my pocket. Threw up again before I could make it to the sink. I spent Christmas Eve trying to figure out a way to get to my vehicle so I could make it to the family christmas party.
Because of this experience, I will never drink again. I have no desire to drink alcohol at all. +1 for the mormon church. But i'm sure as shit still not going back. :-)