Slightly off topic, but I recently discovered an awesome beer shop in my town, which is about 20% LDS . . . they sell shirts with an image of the moroni statue, but the trumpet is replaced with a bong. The caption reads "Excommunicated Mormon drinking team" AWESOME!
I love this idea; and I love the fact the church would try to sue over copyright infringment, to which the defense would say "Copyright the Word of God? Surely you jest--Jesus would be sooo beyond that."
Oh, by the way, how about 'Mayan Blend: it's not just for Lamanites anymore?'
Deseret Dark Roast, anyone? Seriously, though, why TSCC is still clinging to the ban on coffee and tea, while saying officially now that caffeine isn't against the rules, is beyond me.