twitter #PassAlongCards ;)

Yeah, my mom has an introductory pack. It shows you how to proselytize through social networking, & includes cards to give to your non-member friends, colleagues, & people on the street.

Add that to the long list of why I just H-A-T-E the mormon church!

where do i pick up my EX-MORMON pass along cards?

but it seems we're not allowed to post flickr links here anymore. my profile is "nickleus"

Congratulations! As the recipient of this card you are entitled to join Mormonism and surrender ten percent of your income. You will have a chance to become a god or, if female, the consort of a god. With easy monthly payments, you will purchase your own planet to administer at your discretion. Restrictions may apply.

For the remainder of your tenure upon Earth, you will pay lodge dues and abide by club rules concerning deportment, speech, and appearance. You will agree to accepting seniority and rank. Any deviation from the program may subject you to excommunication, in which instance you will be deprived of all promises and covenants.

If you apply now, you will be given an introductory period of a tithe free sixty days. An upfront payment of one year's lease will entitle you to a temple recommend*.




*Temple recommend requires purchase of appropriate garments.

You might add "Individual results may vary".

Yes, I think that would be an appropriate addition!

I would also add, "No refunds. No exceptions."

Then in 4-point font:
"Voluntary surrender of privacy, time, talents, personality, sense of humor, and self esteem a requirement of participation."

This one had me in hysterics!