Posted by:
dogzilla
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Date: October 24, 2012 02:10PM
I can think of one time in my life when the local mormons really came through, but it wasn't for me (even though it was).
My senior year in college, I lived in a basement apartment, below grade. I also owned a waterbed (boy, I really miss that thing). Anyone who's owned and drained a waterbed can tell you, if the water bed is below grade and you are in the basement, you cannot drain it by running a hose up the stairs, outside. LOL. I hadn't quite thought of that when I put the waterbed IN that apartment.
So my TBM dad is in town for my graduation and I'd asked him to bring the van and take a bunch of my stuff home and stash it in his basement. I had a few days worth of business left in my college town, so I promised to pop by his house later and pick it all up. So, we had to drain and disassemble my waterbed so he could take it with him. Only we discovered there was no way to drain it in the basement and we needed a little water pump to pump all the water out. This was before Home Depot and I don't even know if there was a hardware store or even a Sears in my tiny college town. I don't think so; the nearest Sears would have been 45 miles away, in another state.
So dad gets on the phone and tracks down the local branch president, who knows someone who knows somebody else who has a little water pump that would be perfect for the job. Maybe a half hour later after the mormon phone tree was activated, some priesthood dude shows up, hooks up the water pump, drains my waterbed, shakes my dad's hand, and was out the door. I had been to church at that branch exactly once in the four years I'd lived there and didn't know the dude from Adam. Yet he graciously appeared upon request, helped us solve my problem, and went on his way, no strings attached. I maintain it was only because of the priesthood brotherhood thingy. Had I thought to call the BP myself and ask for help on my own, I doubt I would have gotten the same eager-to-help response. But that is conjecture, it's possible they would have jumped at the chance to work on reactivating me by coming over to bail me out of my waterbed problem.
Usually, though, it works the other way around. They ask if they can help, but it's lip service and they really don't want to. Most seem willing to lend a hand when you specifically ask them for help with a specific problem. I think, though, their guilt points would be better spent on going down to the local soup kitchen or something and helping out nonmormons, rather than trolling the membership for service projects.