Your jokes were great. I had so many laughs and would love to hear more. I am still cracking up about "CeleBRATE Life", "Back on your Heads", "Big Tits" and I think "Safeway" might have been my favorite of all. So many good laughs!!

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Glenn Beck is second, and Monson is third...

Fred Phelps has fallen out of the top five...

Okay, I see WCG had the same I idea... Honest, dear, I thought of my answer indepently and didn't peek at your homework...

Here we go...

Old guy goes into a bar once a year for years and orders four drinks to be brought to the table, all at the same time. He then proceeds to spend the evening drinking them one at a time.

Finally, after ten years or so, the barkeep asks him what's going on... Guy says he served in WW II with three other guys, and after a really awful battle where only this guy and three other buddies survived, they met in a bar in France and proceeded to buy each other a round to celebrate their good luck. They agreed to visit their own local bars on the anniversary every year, wherever they were and re-enact the event in commemoration...

So a couple of years go by, and the guy comes in on the designated day, but he only orders three drinks, but proceeds nevertheless...

The bartender notices this and says, "I'm sorry. Did one of your friends pass on?"

"Nope," says the old vet. "I just joined the Mormon Church, that's all..."



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