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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 07:41PM
A marvelous work and a Wonderbread

When I was a boy my father wouldn't give me lunch money, so I stole Hostess Fruit Pies from a general store. They fit right in my jacket pocket and were packed with calories and flavor. Thank you, Hostess, for feeding me when I hungered, may you rest in peace.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 08:28PM
Re: A marvelous work and a Wonderbread

maybe your father just wanted to be sure that you had a burning in your bosom every day...
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...even if it was from starvation.

btw-my favorite flavor was berry.

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 08:58PM
Re: A marvelous work and a Wonderbread

Oh, gosh...

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 10:46PM
Re: A marvelous work and a Wonderbread

I forgot to say that was school lunch money. I went hungry there while tithing and fast offerings (ain't it ironical?) were dutifully paid.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 10:53PM
Re: A marvelous work and a Wonderbread

as michael palin (and maybe your father) would say...
'god has blessed us so much, i can't afford to feed you'.

at least he didn't sell you for medical experiments.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 11:04PM
Hahahah...thanks for the humor, sonoma

sometimes this board is the best therapy for me.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: November 18, 2012 11:27PM
Re: Hahahah...thanks for the humor, sonoma

glad to help!

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