Last night, we were, for the first time, ever, on the youth cookie and caroling list. I see that I've been lead away by Satan. I must now repent and return to the fold. I'll miss you all. Damn cookies.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Makurosu Wrote:
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> The Lord *bakes* in mysterious ways. :)

Har!

I am so sorry this has happened to you.

First SNow White and the apple, roofies in drinks, and now this,even Mormon cookies. Is there no end to it all? I always go out the back door now incase there has been anything left on the doorstep. It's the only safe way.

It's been nice knowing you.

What the heck is wrong with my ward!?! I've been hoping for some christmas cookies for weeks now. I guess I need to be more open with my disbelief...come on step it up ward!

[In my best James Earl Jones voice:] "Do NOT underestimate the power of the cookie..." (Darth Vader breath)

BTW, glad to meet you both on Sunday!

That's just the sugar talking.

You have to break free from these sugar-peddlers before you become addicted. They'll give you a taste of free sugar here and there until you're addicted, then they control the price of sugar and you'll pay anything to get it.

Just say no to sugar!

Cookies will do that...

I am just wondering: What kind of spirit was in those cookies? Re-converting you in a single stroke? - Strong stuff indeed!

There were Christmas cookies.

Christmas cookies have "Christ" in them.

The Mormon church is Christ's church.

There really is no other possible conclusion...

Thats how they got em!


just eating cookies!

Beware of cookies! They are evil!

Cookie Monster Metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no

I'll see their plate of cookies and raise them a jello "salad" with your choice (see how I did that) of fruit. Because it's highly enjoyable to have you out here with us, I'll even offer vegetable shreds, but that's it. I draw the line at crumbled hamburger or diced Spam cubes. Okay, I'll even spring for a bag of miniature marshmallows because every healthy salad recipe calls for at least one bag.

Jello, with veggies AND marshmallows? Satan, get thee hence!

Come-back-a-longs
REactiv-sugar-ate
Chocolate covered lossofdreams cookies.
Tre-fooled-ya

Ah, so that is why we are on the cookie and caroling list! Without the coffee, I might be rehooked on the cookies. Of course, the carolers were told to go to our home and yours. They did not think of it themselves. TSCC is like that.

You are right, no spontaneous cookie giving. We are on a list. :(

In that case, you should have joined the Girl Scouts instead. Their cookies are the best!

Go make an Outer Darkness cake ;)

Hahaha I had to make cookies to give to people last night at youth because no one knows yet that Satan has overcome me.

Maybe if the leaders had let us eat one I would of learned to repent of my evil ways. :)

I haven't made a single Christmas cookie this year.

I keep thinking they will magically appear on my doorstep.

I guess I haven't overcome magic thinking yet.

Ah, yes, but we of the dark side have adult beverages. Can I interest you in a hot buttered rum? A hot toddy? Some hot chocolate with a dash of peppermint schnapps? A glass of Courvoisier by a roaring fire?

Cookies, schmookies.

Beat this: We got a Xmas card from a couple whom we've last met in 1997 and who never writes a letter or anything so we don't actually know them (anymore).

THE CARD CAME THROUGH WITHOUT A STAMP. (Naughty of them to misuse the postal service like that!)

It must be the Mormon Heavenly Father who saw to it.

So how can I NOT go back? Sniff.

Either way, we'll miss you and you can always come back after you've repented. But there will be a year delay before you're allowed to post again (we'll take your money during that year, of course).

Wow, a year? Pretty harsh, it was just a few cookies.

Made persimmon cookies tonight. Dumped a little brandy and tequila in the batter. Think I'll call them "Mormon Cookies"...

If you brought some to my doorstep, no caroling necessary, I might come back to the dark side.

Sometimes you get cookies, sometimes you get crumbs.

It's up to you to decide which is which.

If Mormons give you cookies....make crumbs.