"Please sit back and enjoy our in-flight General Conference video, 'Hero of the Skies.'

"In the event of an emergency need for a dramatic moment, a mask full of cow-based fertilizer will deploy above your seat.

"Cover your nose and mouth while listening to me describe how I saved grateful passengers from evil terrorists.

"Kindly pay attention while fellow attendant Paul H. Dunn demonstrates how to put on your mask.

"I will be by later to collect your cups full of tithing."



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"Welcome onboard MOrON airlines A666 flight to wherever the Prophet leads us. Flying time is yet to be determined as no man knoweth the hour when the Savior cometh.

Sacrament will be served during the flight.

The iron rod must be fastened whenever the Sure Sign of the Nail is switched on.

TSCC regulations prohibit members from taking photographs in all airports as they are too secret, I mean, sacred.

We now call your attention to the video screens throughout the cabin which will show a heavily censored General Conference session during your flight in this Mo-eing 747 aircraft."

Good one, Steve. Heh heh...