I'm pretty sure this is a joke but it's really interesting to look at if you don't realize this before-hand (and if it's not a joke...I feel genuine pity for anyone who listens to this)

http://kolobianism.blogspot.com/

edit: Actually I'm almost positive that this is a joke. I didn't read through it much and it may even say or suggest it on the page that it is not real and I just didn't notice.

In fact I am continually finding more enjoyment in reading this and the sarcasm it seems to produce.

Yes...it's a joke. Enjoy :)



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Is this by our own dear Kolobian?

That's what I'm going to believe until proven otherwise.

I will reveal the true owner of this blog upon the 5 points of fellowship, at the veil ;)

That was what my first thought was and then I started reading it and I thought "wait is this serious?"...It became apparent that it was a joke pretty quick :)

Hahaha, did you look at his profile?
http://www.blogger.com/profile/00140507444062552079

MoTab and Tupac, ROFL!

Hahahaha! I should have read that first!!!

+100000!!!

According to the site it is not satire. Maybe he really believes this stuff.

So many big words! And...the word 'even' is expediently scattered throughout the text! This has to be from the real God.

I am anxiously looking for where the nearest ward house is here so that I can get there pronto and repent to the bishop and once again have the hope of hieing to Kolob when I die.

Now lets, see.... was that marrow in the navel? No that doesn't sound right.... what was in the bones??? OMG I've got to remember.

"Health in the navel, marrow in the bones. Strength in the loins and in the sinews. Power in the Phood be upon me and upon my posterity..." then something like "through all generations and through eternity"

I can't remember verbatim any more

Thanks, now do you know where to get green aprons?

According to the blog you're going back to church soon, so I'm sure your new bishop will point you in the direction of some fig leaves ;)

I'm sure he will point me in the direction of the restrooms and a toilet brush too. Well, I do have to make amends...

Haha, funny you ask. I actually still have my temple clothes.
I chucked the Gs immediately, but the temple clothes are still tucked in the same temple bag at the back of my closet.

I almost threw them away when I found them, but thought, "Nah, I gotta save these in case I ever want to do a youtube video or something."

I'd be happy to lend it to you :-)

I wish I would have kept my Temple Outfit. I took my garments off for the last time while driving back from my parents house to Provo and threw them out the window of the car on the I15.