If the Church as we know it actually fell apart, what would we do in our spare time? Would there still be what are you drinking tonight posts on Friday by Timothy? How would we come up with new anecdotes to laugh about? What new cause would we fight for? How would Glenn Beck sell gold?

Is very strange... I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

I am considering piracy.

Hopefully, Mormons who were no longer Mormons would associate with others and learn to develop relationships and treasure all of them. That would take some time since they just have "Church" and "Family". So much out there and they wish to isoate themselves.

Have fun storming the castle!!

I would continue exposing harmful organizations for the scams they are, wherever they are found.

because I should be doing that right now. Actually, I think we'd all need a bit of healing time but since happy people heal faster, maybe not. And believe me - nothing would make me happier than an epic FAIL by the Morg.

I might get the Christmas tree down instead of spending my time here.

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My goal is to get it down by Martin Luther King Day or maybe I'll just hang some picture of him on it and keep it up all year and add a few appropriate decorations when a new holiday comes up.That sounds easier.

Easter eggs hidden in the tree! Or how about decorating it with cob webs for Halloween?!

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> Easter eggs hidden in the tree! Or how about
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Ill just take off the Santa and Baby Jesus stuff and put up pictures of black leaders. Next month Valentines and then pictures of presidents, followed by bunnies and eggs, then flags and so on. I'm really on to something , I think.

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> > Easter eggs hidden in the tree! Or how about
> > decorating it with cob webs for Halloween?!
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> Ill just take off the Santa and Baby Jesus stuff
> and put up pictures of black leaders. Next month
> Valentines and then pictures of presidents,
> followed by bunnies and eggs, then flags and so
> on. I'm really on to something , I think.


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What an awesome idea! (Yep, mine's still up too.) *blushes*

More time for hanging out on my Rush fan boards.

Wasn't easy though:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31441155&l=7f8c82d3c5&id=1595809541

Joes love Christmas trees and s**t!

Timothy

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> Timothy

LOL, I LOVE it, Timmy!! :D
Hope those G.I.'s quit cavorting about long enough to help!

Its a year round thing when they're not adventurin' and s**t.

Check this out from last 4th of July:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31408008&l=e921be1837&id=1595809541

They start earlier than Hallmark!

Timothy

I actually managed to get mine taken down before Epiphany this year. :)

But I'm liking the whole holiday tree concept, I must say!

the same way I do now when I publicize embarrassing info about them that will hasten the down fall you are talking about

Because there would be more people to hang out with who have something other than their ward callings and faith-promoting stories to talk about.

Bar serves unlimited free drinks. Only for all TBMs - and only on Sundays. This is a kind gesture for those no-life-without-Morg TBMs, for them to drown their sorrow. We understand how they feel, having no life without Morg.

Oh, besides the bar, there would be a private 1 hour jacuzzi session in the baptismal font (limited to 2 couples at a time) .

And ....you can do the hot 'Pay Lay Ale' disco dance
in the endownment nightclub (plastic knifes and hot aprons would be provided FOC upon on request)

And to cool down after pay lay ale, body massage service is avaible in the sealing room.

How much you think SLtemple is worth?

....oh, all dancers would be oiled, undressed and bare it all,

Only for TBMs? I might "convert" just to go to the party!

I'd be having a cool party with my newly-liberated kids.

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> I'd be having a cool party with my newly-liberated
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+1

I have a lot of friends that would probably be really fun people if they weren't TBMs.

**It would take a miracle**

I'd sleep in and no more seminary! Ugh! This morning especially would have been nice to skip.

It's a made-up religion which means that they're making it up, you know? If they lose the screwy religion, that means they'll have to come up with something screwy to replace it and we'll be back to square one.

If the Salt Lake Temple ever does go up for sale, I think it would make a nice restaurant. It could be like the fairy princess restaurant they have in the castle at Disney's Magic Kingdom, only maybe with a polygamist theme.

well, MIB, as you suggested, you could always become the next Dreaded Pirate Roberts.

I never start before the thread is up and running.

Timothy

I have very little to do with the church now. It would be nice to no longer feel being a third class citizen when a relative gets married or having to go to Mormon funerals or baptisms.