I like to see how many sentences or words it takes me to recite what the GA will talk about, what mormon catchisms he'll use, and what parable he will recycle...such as giving up your tenth apple as an example of tithing, or something like that.

I find I can pretty much nail it withing a sentence or two...and im almost always correct.

I have to stiffle my laughter sometimes(Im in the fold), at the predictable, recycled approach of these 'inspired' leaders.

At the church I go to now (just as bad as Mormonism...evangelical crap -- look up Prosperity Gospel), and when I was Mormon and listening to a boring speaker, I used to wait for them to say a word with the letter "A," and then "B," and so on, all the way through the alphabet. It usually slows down until "J," I usually have to wait for them to say "Jesus," but the hard ones are "Q," "X," and Z." That way it looks like I'm paying attention, but I'm not.

I liked to look around and picture everyone in their temple clothes...or doin' it while wearing their Gs.