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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 11:46AM
We are thankful for this moisture

well hey guess what? I'm not! I'm sick of shoveling. If the mishies came over right now guess what I would ask them?

missionaries: "is there anything we can do for you Ma'am?"

me: "yes, shovel my goddamn sidewalk and take out the garbage on your way out"

mishionaries: clomp clomp clomp...walking away

I am SO done with this weather.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 11:48AM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

snowfall here in last nine months: 2 inches total. Thinking of planting palm trees. In Connecticut.

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 11:50AM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

I have 6-8 inches on my driveway right now and it's still snowing. I can't even keep up with this BS! I'm a good neighbor but ya.....fuck that sidewalk :)

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Posted by: jackjoseph ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 11:52AM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

I just think it's hilarious that mormons always say "moisture" in their prayers. It's the obligatory prayer term for precipitation.

Normal people say "rain" or "snow" =).

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 11:53AM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

My TBM dad called the other day to see how I was and I mentioned the snow. He said "Well, it can be a pain in the neck but I'm sure thankful for the moisture."

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Posted by: flyboy21 ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:07PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

A fine exclamatory coital prayer of thanksgiving.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:17PM
True. Unless the word panties is also involved, there's no reason to use the word or be thankful. (n/t)


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Posted by: stbleaving ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:20PM
Re: True. Unless the word panties is also involved, there's no reason to use the word or be thankful.

Even then, it would totally kill the mood to voice such gratitude.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:24PM
Agreed. Most women would gag at what I just wrote.

So you pray that shit to your damn self.


Just like any other prayer.

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Posted by: flyboy21 ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:32PM
Re: Agreed. Most women would gag at what I just wrote.

Show me a girl who likes those words together, and I'll show you a keeper.

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Posted by: stbleaving ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 01:37PM
Re: Agreed. Most women would gag at what I just wrote.

Oh, we girls like the words together, it's putting them into a prayer that gets squicky.

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Posted by: Luis C. Ferr ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:13PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

Make sure to include that grateful language, else vengeful Jehovah will lock up the heavens and it will never rain again.

The fasting and praying for rain makes me laugh.

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Posted by: kori ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:13PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

...and please bless this food (sugar cookies from wal-mart), that it will nourish us...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2013 12:14PM by kori.

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 12:13PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

That is my prayer with my wife on mon, fri, and sat. Almost every week :)

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Posted by: saviorself ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 01:18PM
In Utah, snowfall in winter equals the water supply in summer.

No snow to shovel in the winter means no water to drink in the summer. So it REALLY is something to be thankful for.

Since you are tired of shoveling (who wouldn't be?) then buy a snowblower. Consumer Reports recommends the Craftsman 88173 (Sears) that sells for $680.

http://www.sears.com/lawn-garden-snow-removal-equipment-gas-snowblowers/s-1021809?keyword=craftsman+88173

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 05:26PM
Re: In Utah, snowfall in winter equals the water supply in summer.

Or live in California. Works for me.

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Posted by: sistersalamander ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 05:38PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

I'm thankful for my whiskey chai that I drink to chase off the chills.

I guess you could consider it "moisture" of sorts. ;-)

Seriously, hearing Mo-folk use that word to describe feet of icy white stuff in the driveway makes me want to whack them with the snow shovel...

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Posted by: bezoar ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 05:54PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

If I was still going to the morg church I'd give a prayer thanking god for the dampness. Makes as much sense as saying moisture. And I'm sure it would drive the TBMs crazy because it's not the correct word.

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: January 29, 2013 06:55PM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

lol panty moisture! I get it now and I also want and need it very much :)

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 30, 2013 01:25AM
Re: We are thankful for this moisture

I'd just as soon not have the snow on my driveway...and I don't shovel it unless it blocks my door...and I don't have a sidewalk to shovel out here in the country...you come on my property at your own risk...if you fall on your ass if you've not been invited here...to bad..hated having to clean the fucking sidewalk when I lived in the city...

Ron Burr

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