Posted by:
doubtisavirtue
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Date: February 02, 2013 05:17PM
Tonight we're here to honor a great man. Prophet, seer, revelator, translator, chlamydia survivor.
I love that, "translator". Joseph, I've seen your work. You're worse at translating ancient documents than your missionaries are at translating to the moon! Wilbur Fugate called, he wants his plates back!
But seriously Joseph, you know we love you. Who else could provide us with such an endless well of moral depravity to make fun of?
Why the hell did you shut down the Nauvoo Expositor? You had to know that would blow up in your face like Mark Hoffman's car.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/02/2013 05:17PM by doubtisavirtue.