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Posted by: 2humble4u ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 07:16PM

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112754510/alien-like-skulls-unearthed-mexico-122712/

And their skulls are only "alien-like" because they came from Kolob. Right?

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Posted by: Uncle Dale ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 07:21PM

Maybe they'll also uncover some primordial female
Jaredite skeletons in central China -- with teeny,
tiny little feet -- alien-like in their oddity.

Or, maybe those Jaredites traveled through
Melanesia to get to the Land of Promise, and
left behind teeny, tiny little alien-like heads...

UD

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Posted by: robertb ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 07:39PM

Well, here is the proof they were Nephites. They attended General Conference:

"They said the deformation of human skulls was part of an ancient ritual that took place 1,000 years ago. The deformation was achieved by binding a person’s head between two blocks of wood to apply pressure on the skull by wrapping the wood with bands."

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 07:43PM

Yep! They were mormons alright.

I bet they bore their testimony about how good those blocks of wood felt-----right up until they dropped over dead.

Block heads.

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 04:03AM

No joke I damn near choked on my Charlston Chew. I'm still coughing. Damn you woman, but that was funny to me.

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Posted by: liminal state ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 07:45PM

*yanks hair straight up*

*coats face with spray-on tan*

*looks at camera with a stupor and says*

. . . aaanciennnt aaalliiieeeennss.

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Posted by: altava ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 02:59AM

I'm not sayin it's aliens but...

It's aliens.

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: February 04, 2013 10:46PM

Alien skulls, eh? One of the posters made a valid point. What alien skulls are we comparing them to? Are there experts in alien anatomy? Can you get a degree in that? (maybe at BYU)

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Posted by: albertasaurus ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 02:28AM

That...is really weird...

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Posted by: Exmodod ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 11:06AM

..early morning seminary students that is. Note the following comment from the article,

"They said the deformation of human skulls was part of an ancient ritual that took place 1,000 years ago. The deformation was achieved by binding a person’s head between two blocks of wood to apply pressure on the skull by wrapping the wood with bands."

I was a four year LDS seminary student while in High School. The boring meeting met 5 days a week at 5:15am effing o'clock in the morning. I often felt like placing my head in between two blocks of wood w/ bands - due to the boredom. Yep', those are seminary students for ssure.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 11:27AM

Ah, the glories of having Utah ideas forced upon someone not actually living in Utah. I hated early morning seminary. It was a cruel invention, made by church leaders, whose own children and grandchildren would never, ever, have to attend it.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: February 05, 2013 11:30AM


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