Date: February 14, 2013 03:05PM
My wife and I got home from our various endeavors yesterday to find our one year old son in the middle of an epic nap. We thanked the babysitter and sent her on her way, thinking wow she did a great job. When our son woke up we discovered to our dismay that she had failed to change his diaper. This resulted in an immediate bath. After I freed my son's ass from it's soiled prison and placed him in the warm water he started yanking, pulling, scratching, and rubbing. My wife checking in on the two of us asked me to stop him from playing with himself. I asked what she would have him do to relieve his understandable discomfort. Her response was that she didn't want him to learn to scratch in public. To which I responded, well lets give the little guy some privacy to take care of his business.
Mormonism, where a one year old scratching his balls is "playing" with himself.