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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 09:07AM

David "Pickle Man" Bednar is coming to you at the CES Devotional on, Sunday March 3 at 6pm MST. Be there! Aloha.

Thank you, relatives on Facebook!

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 09:09AM

Loves me in a way where no matter what I do, no matter how hard I try - I will never ever be good enough.

That's the greatest love of all.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 09:11AM

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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 09:59AM

He of the epic "It's your fault if you get offended" talk. Better DVR this sucker. I think I'd rather be cutting the lawn with scissors.

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Posted by: jong1064 ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 10:04AM

Better not DVR it. I think the disgusting drivel will ooze out and cover your DVR with slime, rendering it inoperative.

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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 10:09AM

Good point. I might just have to watch intently and take copious notes. Or go to happy hour with apostates.

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Posted by: James M ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 12:53PM

I remember the video. A woman invites a bunch of people into her spotless white house, and they all have black slime on their feet and they carry in their alcohol, books and movies.

They put a VHS cassette into the machine and push play and black slime oozes out of the machine.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 10:10AM

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 12:25PM

I've got to polish the golf clubs.

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Posted by: vulcanrider ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 01:05PM

snowball Wrote:
> I've got to polish the golf clubs.

Is that what they call it now? What happened to the chicken?

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Posted by: Mr. Neutron ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 12:21PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... !

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Posted by: Mr. Neutron ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 12:24PM

Unless Pickle Man is going the free-online-porn route and showing us his pickle, forget it.

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Posted by: Zeezromp ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 01:02PM

How much Stipend, Church expenses, Company vehicles and Properties is he consuming?

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Posted by: Cali Sally ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 04:28AM

If he has been a good boy they have put him on a number of boards (as in board of directors) so he can draw a salary from each meeting he attends. If a G.A. plays his cards right he can get on a lot and make many, many thousands of dollars. That way TSCC can claim he gets very little $ from the church (money making businesses within the umbrella of LDS, Inc. apparently don't count as church income) when in reality G.A.s are raking it in. He also has a piece of garbage book out for which he gets royalties and probably hawks at conferences.

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Posted by: Cali Sally ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 04:34AM

Ask him what TSCC has to hide. They refuse to release stats on member resignations and hide all financial information. What does LDS, Inc. have against transparency? If it was a public corporation I'd never by any shares because I wouldn't know what it was up to. Oh, yeah. That's why I left. Because I haven't a clue what YOU stand for besides wasting my money.

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Posted by: me.. ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 02:06PM

Had a stake conference where a seventy came to speak.
They had red highway cones and yellow do not cross tape set up to make sure he didn't have to walk too far ( young guy too).
Sure enough the entoruage came and the red carpet ( so to speak) was rolled out.
btw- his talk = you need to do more you lazy bastids

for a minute I thought Joe Biden had arrived

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Posted by: OnceWasBlind ( )
Date: March 01, 2013 08:09PM

I dare you to ask him to his face "Why do you and the other GAs and Pres Tommy Monson keep lying and brainwashing the people in TSCC?

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 02:24AM

I think I'm allergic to Pickle People.

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Posted by: lucky ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 07:29AM

to hear David Bednar spout lies, then watch this in the mean time

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Posted by: breedumyung ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 09:30AM

Bed Knobs is delusional and on some kinda meds

What a whacko

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 08:55AM

I wonder if he and David Miscavige go fishing together

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 09:40AM

Baaaaa baaaaa

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Posted by: GBoy ( )
Date: March 02, 2013 11:48AM

I used to like him as a person...initially.

Then I heard one of his general conference speeches in which he kept saying, "I just want(ed) to be a good boy."

It was not so much of what he said but HOW he said it that crept me out.

Methinks this man tries to hard to please to the point that it grosses me out.

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